Ok, I have been way too stressed out to post recently but a whole lot of nothing has been happening. We were supposed to close last Fri. Actually we should have closed on 8/17 then on 8/24 then on 8/28. I have now said @#$5 it all and it will happened when it will happen. This is absurd.
There are so many issues going into play here it is not even funny. The catman and banshee are trying to be all mad about closing late but they are obviously not ready to close because there is still junk all over the house. Last week my momma and her friend went out driving by on either 8/22 or 8/23 and saw them moving stuff out of the house! Mister went out there w/the appraiser yesterday and he took photo and they still have shit everywhere! Uhmmm, wasn’t the house supposed to be sold and EMPTY on 8/17? Yeah I thought so. That takes us to our other issue, the appraiser. He decided instead of updating the appraisal he did for us 4 months ago, which is all the loan guy wanted he would be a dick and do a new one. Mister even offered to pay him the full price just to update but no! He had to be a dick which made us lose our second closing date. Then he had the audacity to call us an hour before the appointment and b/c we did not answer the phone after three rings he left us a nasty message saying he was not going to show up. He did not pick up his phone when Mister called him right back so I called him from my phone asking why he was not going to show up. He said it was because we did not answer. I told him that was absurd and that we called him back 3 seconds after he hung up but he would not answer and he yelled at me. Now I was being polite to this ass even though I should not have been b/c
A) He is charging us for another appraisal that he knows we do not need just b/c we are in a crunch and he knows he can.
B) We offered him the money anyway just b/c we knew he was that type of slime and we wanted the job done ASAP and he would not do it otherwise.
So I did not want to piss him off at all so I let his royal highness yell at me about how I needed to answer my phone after three rings an hour before an appointment to confirm w/him. After he got done screaming at me I told him mister would be there. I was in such shock that a small business owner would act in such a way to a client. Anyway he will be dealt w/after the closing but right now I need the appraisal and obviously he is a bit of an unstable personality so I will have to wait for that later.
To make everything even worse though, Mister went out to meet the appraiser of the year and the catman was not there as agreed upon. Catman refused to allow Mister to break into the house (he dose so professionally for a living…legally of course!) So of course the appraisal could not happen anyway! Grrr! The appraiser at least got his outside work done and they agreed to meet on Tue morning. So there goes our third closing date thanks to the sellers. Now the reason they did not want Mister and the appraiser into the house on that day is b/c it was still full of shit!!! But this is how dumb they are. Did they haul ass on Sun and Mon to get it out? Well maybe they did. They do have a lot of it. But Mister still got pics of a lot of it. Idiots!
Anyway, I do not know when we will close now. I could hope for Friday, 8/31 but that would be too nice and why would I build myself up like that? Nope, I will just pretend there is no date and it will happen when it happens and keep staying here in the current house w/the parents. It is crazy cozy.
